Apollo

@apollo@wje

Hi, I like anime, band, school, and some other stuff, if you want help with anything, i can try and help while im on, and im a pretty pretty princess

Inscrit le 05/03/2024 · 11 abonnés · Actif il y a 11 mois

Dude

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Told ya he’s gay

A screenshot of a comment section. User Mr.Drone commented "Heyyyyyy", then the author commented "Hey gay dude". User Mr.Drone then commented "Heyyyyyy mannnnn", then the author commented "Stop touching me". User Mr.Drone then commented "I like mans".

Turn

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My turn

A close-up shot of a person with glasses, looking down with a slight smirk.

Bear

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Wth

A screenshot of a post. It shows a bear cartoon named "Explain Bear" delivering a monologue regarding the fact that someone made a joke about it being gay.

Justice for waluigi

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A screen capture of a search engine query showing a search for 'justice for w' with auto-completed options including 'justice for waluigi' and 'justice for women'. Above the search bar is the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order".

Dog

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An image of a brown and white dog attached to the ceiling. The text on the image reads: "Day 18 of lock down. Filled the dog with helium."

Argument

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Caylez.cc, you need to stop

A person wearing a mask and helmet holds a spoon. The text reads, "I have a spoon, your argument is invalid."

Anatidaephobia

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Your weird, Cayley.cc

A picture of a duck with a dark haircut is looking through an airplane window. The text on top reads "Anatidaephobia" and a definition which states: "The fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you". At the bottom is the text: "You can run, but you can never hide".

Holy Water

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How do you make holy water?

You boil the hell out of it.

Man

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FUCK YEA

The image shows a text about the life and work of Niels Bohr, a physicist. The text discusses his impact on physics, his theories, and his role in history.

Mr Bean

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A photo of a tablet on a table displaying a custom-made Pokemon card of Mr. Bean. The card lists his name, HP, and two attack abilities with descriptions and attack points.

Credit Card

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;)

A light green frog with a serious look is surrounded by pink hearts. The text says "OH YOU'RE RICH? NAME EVERY NUMBER ON YOUR CREDIT CARD"

Argument

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A soldier in a helmet and gas mask is holding up a spoon and declares, "I have a spoon. Your argument is invalid."

Overlord

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Hahaha now what overlord should i kill next

A cartoon of the character, Alastor, with the text: "What is Captain Hook's favorite break-up line? It's not you; it's Smee!"

Friend

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A friend with weed is a friend indeed

Achievement

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What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?

Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.

Priority

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Priorities are straight

A screenshot of a Google search bar with the text "Glad to see we have our priorities in order" above it. The search query starts with "justice for w", and the dropdown shows "justice for waluigi" above "justice for women".

Short jokes

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Joke