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What do you call a flat-chested emo?

A cutting board.

What’s the difference between depression and your ex?

Depression fucks you harder.

What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?

A seizure salad.

What do you call an army of disabled people?

Special forces.

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

I dated a furry once.

The relationship didn't work out, she was a cheetah.

What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.

yes

Justice for all!

My Chinese friend died recently, So Yung.

Why do orphans suck at web design?

They don’t know what a home page is.