GG Miller

Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.

You're not completely useless. You can always be used as a bad example.

I have many jokes about unemployed people—sadly none of them work.

Today, I asked my phone “Siri, why am I still single?” and it activated the front camera.

Why is the ocean so salty? Probably because the land doesn't wave back.

"What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?" "A meltdown."

"Why didn't the skeleton climb the mountain?"

"It didn't have the guts!"

"How do you make 7 even?"

"Take away the s."

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.

"Did you hear the rumor about butter? Well, I'm not going to spread it!"