GG Miller

Why do emo kids drink only herbal tea? Because proper tea is theft.

Did you hear about the new emo pizza? It cuts itself!

What would you rather be, emo or handicapped?

Trick question, emo is a handicap.

Whats the difference between an emo kid and an onion? You cry when you cut an onion

What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common? They can both carve a new emotion.

What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities

Why did the emo kid cross the road? To get a box of tissues!

Why don't emo girls date emo boys? Cause they've already got a pussy.

How many Emo kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

The water in the shower evaporates before it reaches you.

I crashed into the back of a car at the lights today.

A really short guy got out of it and said, “I’m not happy.”

I said, “Well, which one are you then?”

You’ve really gotta hand it to short people because they usually can’t reach it anyway.

Roses are red, that much is true.

But violets are violet, not f*ing blue!

Jack and Jill went up the hill.

Jack fell down, his ass was bound, and Jill continued up the hill.

Jack came back and beat Jill's back, and he got the ultimate kill.

Who's the most popular guy at the nudist colony? The one who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand and a dozen doughnuts.

What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "You know you wanna."

Jill said yes and lifted up her dress. They had some fun.

But silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

Because Jill's real name was Randy.