Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey@wje

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Inscrit le 25/01/2024 · 132 abonnés · Actif il y a 1 mois

Nouveautés Meilleurs

Bill Gates

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 8 mois

Depression

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 8 mois

A tweet screenshot with text reading "how it feels to fight your depression by listening to your favourite song". The attached image is a surreal painting of a hippo standing in a pond. A raccoon on the hippo's back is lighting its flatulence with a sparkler, resulting in a large plume of fire. A capybara is using the fire to bake pastries on a wooden peel. In the background, upright-standing cows are being milked by other small animals, with the milk spraying towards the fire.

9/11

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Anatomy

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 8 mois

A three-panel comic strip. In the top panel, Mickey Mouse opens a bathroom door where Donald Duck is behind a shower curtain, saying, "Don't get in, Mickey! I'm naked!!". In the bottom-left panel, Mickey says, "What difference does it make?, you never wear pants". In the bottom-right panel, Donald steps out of the bathtub, revealing he has human-like breasts and a small penis, and simply says, "Right".

Funeral

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A screenshot of a social media post featuring a video game landscape with text overlay that reads: "Yo bro no disrespect but if you go to my funeral I ain't going to yours". Below the video, the comment section is visible, showing a user named johnny asking "why" and another user named reapingraq pointing out that someone actually asked why.

Chaos

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A chaotic, high-energy digital artwork featuring a man in the foreground screaming with his eyes wide open and a very long tongue hanging out. Behind him, a giant, smiling caricature of OJ Simpson glows with intense energy, firing red laser beams from his eyes. The background is filled with fire, cosmic energy, and lightning.

Distortion

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A meme with white impact font text at the top that reads "YOU'VE HEARD OF ELF ON THE SHELF, NOW GET READY FOR...". Below the text is a famous viral 'cursed' image that is intentionally designed to be unidentifiable. It contains shapes and textures that look like household items or organic matter—such as plastic wrap, jewelry, or food—but none of them can be specifically named. It is often cited as a simulation of what things look like during a stroke.

Misdirection

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A photograph of an Xbox dashboard showing a friends list. A red circle and arrow highlight a user named Jxyhuh Juan Yrueys playing Fortnite. Text at the bottom reads 'playing fort in the big 25' with a wilted rose emoji. Directly above the circled user is another friend whose status says they are playing 'Call of Booty Black Cocks 2', a vulgar parody of Call of Duty: Black Ops 2.

Map

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A screenshot of a tweet from 'Terrible Maps' quoting 'Michigan Storm Chasers'. The text from Michigan Storm Chasers says: 'We've received numerous complaints over the last several months regarding what cities we use on our forecast graphics. We hear you. To ensure we cover everyone's complaints, we've added every city in Michigan to our forecast template going forward'. Below is a map of Michigan completely obscured by hundreds of overlapping white labels for every city name, making the map itself illegible.

Crack

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A parody of a Calvin and Hobbes comic strip. Hobbes the tiger asks "CALVIN, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?". Calvin is sitting on a porch smoking from a small pipe and answers "CRACK". Hobbes reacts with wide eyes and a speech bubble saying "WHAT THE FUCK?!".

Hello Kitty

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A blurry, low-resolution image of the character Squidward Tentacles from the show SpongeBob SquarePants, screaming and pointing his finger aggressively towards the right. Above the image is a text block from a social media platform stating: "HELLO KITTY DOES NOT LIKE SELF HARM OR TAKING XANAX. SHE ENJOYS BAKING COOKIES WITH HER FRIENDS".

Tablet

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A surreal digital collage. A hand holds a silver Motorola Razr flip phone where the screen and keypad are replaced with ancient cuneiform script. In the background, a Mesopotamian ziggurat stands under a blue sky. Concentric blue circles radiate from the phone like signal waves. To the right, a crying child's face is partially morphed with the face of an ancient Sumerian statue.

iPhone

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A screenshot of a Reddit post from the r/iPhone17Pro subreddit. The post title is "Finally upgraded!". The image shows two weathered metal cans connected by a short wire, sitting next to a modern silver iPhone with a triple-lens camera system.

Relationship

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A close-up of SpongeBob SquarePants' thin yellow arms loosely held inside large, oversized blue handcuffs. He can clearly pull his hands out at any time. The text overlay says "help im in a toxic online relationship".

Promotion

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A meme featuring a screenshot of actor Brad Pitt from the movie 'Meet Joe Black'. He is smiling warmly and sincerely at a woman who has her back to the camera. The text overlay reads: 'Me GENUINELY telling my wife I got promoted to assistant manager at KFC so she can finally quit her job as a brain surgeon'.

Nugget

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A low-quality, grainy GIF showing a single chicken nugget spinning in a circle against a black background. The text at the top says "WHEN THE NUGGET IS SPINNING".

Puzzle

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A photograph of a partially completed jigsaw puzzle on a table. The finished portion depicts the internet personality Barry Wood sitting shirtless in a field of flowers at sunset. The bottom portion of the puzzle remains unfinished, revealing the white cardboard backing with several loose pieces scattered on top. A black text bar across the center reads "Nah bro I'm not finishing this puzzle" accompanied by a crying face emoji.

Court

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A black and white image of a court transcript snippet. In lines 1-2, MR. CHASE says, "Hi reader! You look great today!" In line 3, THE COURT responds, "What?" In lines 4-6, MR. CHASE explains, "I'm breaking the Fourth Wall and speaking to whoever reads this Court Transcript." Line 7 and the following cut-off line show THE COURT saying, "Sir, you are being charged for possession of child porn."

Lionel Messi

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A grainy photo of professional soccer player Lionel Messi sitting in the passenger seat of a car. The driver next to him has a face that looks like a large bird with a long beak, wearing a blue cap. Text at the bottom reads: "Man who tf Messi ina car with".

Cat

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 9 mois

A high-contrast, deep red and orange filtered image of a cat looking directly at the camera with an intense expression. Overlaid text reads: "I remember saying 'no we can't' to the Bob the Builder That's where the darkness in me began. The malice, the hatred. It was all from that moment."