Heroin Monkey

@heroinmonkey@wje

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Inscrit le 25/01/2024 · 132 abonnés · Actif il y a 1 mois

Grandpa

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A screenshot of a conversation on a dark background, showing three comments from an anonymous user labeled 'AG (Anon)'. The first comment, posted '4 minutes ago', says 'No shit, you said that before.' The next two comments, posted 'now', read: 'I am also gay, I wish my grandpa would let me fuck him' and 'But for now I guess i'll just have to settle with raping my dog'.

Ohio

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows three Toads from the Mario universe with different color schemes and a skull symbol on their heads. The text below describes them as the "Ohio Skibidi Gyat Toad" who can "rizz" Mario.

Company

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows a two-panel comparison. The top panel is a picture of a woman looking distressed with the text "Designers, when a company hires another designer" and "Am I not enough?". The bottom panel shows a picture of a chimpanzee with the text "Engineers, when company hires another engineer" and "Apes together strong."

Man

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The post shows two images of a brown stuffed bear toy called 'DJUNGELSKOG' with the text 'i don't want a man i just want a djungelskog' above them. The price is shown as '25'. There are stars and text underneath.

Gulag

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image consists of two sections. The top section shows a man, possibly Putin, in a black jacket looking at another man with surprise. The text above reads, "You kicked the wrong chair." In the background, two other men are visible. The lower section shows a screen capture from a game with the text "NEW LOCATION DISCOVERED" and the word "Gulag" highlighted in yellow along with "+162 XP".

Dwarf

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A four-panel image using screenshots from Star Wars. In the first panel an editor states that the plural of 'dwarf' is 'dwarfs' not 'dwarves'. The second panel shows Tolkien asking 'Are you threatening me?' The third panel shows the editor declaring 'The Dictionary will decide your fate.' Finally, the fourth panel shows Tolkien stating 'I wrote the Dictionary.'

Dialogue

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A black handgun is shown with a red line and an arrow pointing to the trigger. Below the gun, the text reads: "Press to skip dialogue."

Bro

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A Shoebill bird is standing in water surrounded by plants. Text overlayed on the image reads: "When bro says the 2 super powers he wants most are to freeze time and invisibility."

Seatbelt

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A still from a cartoon video, showing a character (a minion) with a surprised expression. Above it, the text says, "My son flying through the windshield after I said 'seatbelts are for girls'". Below the scene, it says "@sigma_gorilla".

Screen

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

no meme here just a blank screen

Ad

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

matt should control the ads on his site

Hiroshima

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A person with a blurred, bright glow is looking directly at the viewer. The text says "Pov: You live in Hiroshima and look up at the sky on August 6, 1945."

Ball

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A red bell pepper with a human face is shown. The text reads: "My balls after I shove them inside a industrial grade steam powered metal press."

Cop

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.

Racist

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A sticker design featuring the word "CERTIFIED" above a race car, with a mushroom cloud behind it. Below the car, the word "RACIST" is written in capital letters. The sticker is on an Amazon page for a product titled: "(3 Pcs) Certified Racist Sticker Funny Racist Meme Stickers Rac..."

Pizza

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A slice of pizza with pepperoni on top has chicken bones sticking out from underneath. Above the pizza is a speech bubble that says "You like your pizza bone-in or boneless?"

Turkey

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A turkey with crab legs and string sausage on a baking tray. The text reads: "A turkey, some crab legs and some string sausage and nobody will ever ask you to make a holiday dinner again."

Difference

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my face.

Holiday

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows a comic panel with two characters. On the left side, a 'soyjak' character initially says, "Easter was actually originally a pagan holiday!" then in the second row, he is saying, "BUT WE ...", and in the third he is crying saying, "THAT'S NOT...". On the right side, a man in a priest garb is saying, "Keep complaining and we'll take Toyotathon and make it a Christian holiday too." Then in the second row, he says "You just lost Shark Week", and in the third, "SHARK WEEK IS A WEEK LONG CHRISTIAN FESTIVAL NOW."

Love

Heroin Monkey · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

A screenshot of a comment stating "I love getting railed" by a user called "Tired Puppy".