Jeffery Neamiahs Alexander the 5th

Roses are red, just like your lips.

Mountains are big, just like your tits.

Roses are red, Lemons are sour; Lift your skirt up and give me an hour.

Roses are red, I need a broom, I just shit all over the bathroom.

Calling you an idiot would be an insult to stupid people. You're much worse than that.

"Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go."

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, there's always someone who's better than you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

Look at me again,

It will be the end of you.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, you look like a donkey, and smell like one, too.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue, I’d rather be single than with someone like you.

Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.

Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

What did Cinderella say to Prince Charming?

"Want to see if it fits?"

Why did the weatherman’s cheeks turn pink?

He saw the climate change.