Wade

@wade@wje

Inscrit le 21/09/2023 · 107 abonnés · Actif il y a 1 an

Maria

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

Logan Paul

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?

To see who's hanging around.

Name

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

Arik? (Not a joke.)

Time

Wade · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

Woah same time

A digital drawing of Shadow the Hedgehog with blushing cheeks and a suggestive expression. The text on the image reads: "Ungh please dominate me~."

Bro

Wade · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

Bro caught in 4K

An image of Shadow, a fictional character, with a flushed face. The text on the image reads: "Ugh please dominate me~".

Sex

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.

Plot

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows a two-part meme. The top part features a comic book drawing of a villain, Madame Web, sitting in a chair surrounded by a web-like structure. The text above it reads "I'll watch Madame Web for the plot." The bottom part of the meme shows four different headshots of actresses Dakota Johnson, Sydney Sweeney, Isabela Merced, and Emma Roberts, and the text above the images says "The Plot:".

Condiment

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A meme shows two superheroes, Deadpool and Wolverine. Deadpool has a Heinz tomato ketchup label pasted on his chest and Wolverine has a Heinz yellow mustard label on his chest. Below them is a reaction image of a man with a slight smile on his face and his tongue slightly out.

Whore

Wade · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

A screenshot of a text message notification on a black background. The message is from a user named Jake ツ and reads "I AM WADE'S SUBMISSIVE LITTLE WHORE BITCH". The message was sent "now".

Math test

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

Spider-Man and Deadpool are sitting at desks in a classroom. Spider-Man is writing on his test with a pen. Deadpool is writing with scissors. There is text that reads: "Pssst, spidey, what'd you get for number seven?" "Dude, shut up! I don't wanna get in trouble!" "I got Waterloo." "This is a math test!" Are we not going to talk about the fact that deadpool is writing with scissors.

Deadpool

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image is a two-part meme. The top part shows a formal event where a couple is kissing. The lower part shows a close-up of Deadpool and Spiderman looking at something to the right. They have a slightly surprised or annoyed expression.

Toe

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows Carnage from a comic book or animation, with his mouth open in an exaggerated expression of pain, or shock. The text overlay says: "When you drop something on your toe."

Superhero

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A four-panel image. Top left shows Superman with the word "HOPE" below him. Top right shows Wonder Woman with the word "TRUTH" below her. Bottom left shows Batman with the word "JUSTICE" below him. Bottom right shows Deadpool with the word "BOOBIES!!" coming from a speech bubble.

Cure

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A person sitting at a table with a white sign that reads "A cure for cancer would kill deadpool. CHANGE MY MIND."

Headphone

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A cartoon image of Spongebob Squarepants, with a slightly annoyed expression, against a background of orange flames. The text on the image reads: "When I have to keep removing my headphones because someone keeps talking to me."

Civil War

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A three-panel image. The first panel shows Captain America looking confused with the text "ME" above him. The second panel shows Iron Man looking serious with the text "MYSELF" above him. The third panel shows a poster for the movie "Captain America Civil War" with the text "MAY 6, 2016".

Dwayne Johnson

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows three pictures of Dwayne Johnson. In the first he has his fist clenched and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson", in the second he holds his hand out and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Paper' Johnson", and in the third he makes a peace sign with his fingers and is labeled "Dwayne 'The Scissors' Johnson."

Aim

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

The image shows three panels. In the top two panels, a Buzz Lightyear-like figure with Iron Man's helmet is flying, with Woody's body, with Ant-Man's helmet attached to his hand. The text bubble says: "Uuuh... TONY? We missed the gauntlet!" followed by the next text bubble saying: "We're not aiming for the gauntlet!". The bottom panel shows Thanos in a kneeling pose with his butt in the air.

Button

Wade · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 2 ans

Me daily

The image shows a meme with two panels. In the top panel, there's a cartoon depiction of two buttons: a red one labeled "Annoy Jake and push his buttons" and a blue one labeled "Be good boy". A hand is shown pressing the red button. The bottom panel displays a picture of a man with a mustache, labeled "Wade," looking mischievous and excited.

Grandparent

Wade · sur WJE · il y a 2 ans

A picture of the character Hagrid from the Harry Potter movies, with the text "You're a wizard, Harry." above him. The text on top reads "My grandparents watching me change the TV source from HDMI 1 to HDMI 2."