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@uk@wje

Mod. TY Cosmo! Don't fucking be a fucking cunt otherwise I fucking ban the fuck outta you.

Inscrit le 07/03/2023 · 41 abonnés · Actif il y a 3 heures

Miscommunication

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

A screenshot of a text message conversation. The first person initiates with "Hi." The second person replies "hello." The first person then asks, "are you mail or femail?" The second person humorously responds, "no I'm gmail." The first person, misunderstanding, asks, "you mean gay?"

Trade Offer

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

A young man dressed in ancient Roman or Greek warrior attire, including a red cape and dark armor, stands with his hands clasped in front of him in a thoughtful or scheming pose. He is positioned indoors, with a large window behind him showing a view of the outside at dusk. Above him, text arranged like a meme reads: '! Trade offer ! I receive: Nothing haha, don't worry about it. You receive: A big wooden horse.'

School

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A bathroom stall features a toilet with a houseplant planted inside the bowl, spilling soil on the floor. Above the toilet, a white poster hangs on a cinder block wall, depicting a cartoonish, potato-like creature with eyes and a mouth, alongside the text "LET IT GROW" and a small leaf illustration. The image also has an overlay text that reads, "I'm done with this school."

Heroin

UK · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 1 an

Music

UK · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 1 an

A screenshot of a chat conversation on a dark background. The first message from 'The REAL RB' quotes 'United Kingdom UK' saying 'Admit that your music is gay'. The second message, also from 'The REAL RB', says 'Alright fine. That was my music'.

Text message

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A screenshot of a text message conversation. The sender, labeled "Bae," texts "Babe close your eyes ❤️". The recipient replies "Okay ❤️". The sender then asks, "What do you see? ❤️", followed by "Babe? ❤️", "Do you see anything? ❤️", "Babe? ❤️", and finally "Hello? ❤️". The time of the messages is "Today 11:17 AM".

Scam

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

Guys, i saw this advertisement on wje. should i click it?

American

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

A young man with glasses and short brown hair is sitting in front of a red, smoky background, making a smug or slightly smirking face. He is wearing a dark polo shirt and has his hands on a chessboard with pieces arranged. The text above him reads: 'how Americans feel after correcting a Balkan guy who learned English as his 17th language'.

Car

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A side view of an orange car driving on a multi-lane highway under a clear blue sky. A small jet airplane is photoshopped into the background, flying at an unusual downward angle. Text on the image says, "the cars color is buns," accompanied by a crying-laughing emoji and a "call me" hand emoji.

Car

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

A very narrow, small, white car, resembling a covered mobility scooter, being driven on a wet road by a person wearing a yellow high-visibility jacket. The text overlay reads: Robert's car on my math test after I calculated its width to be 0.5cm.

Fridge door

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

Double it and give it to the next person

The image shows a smiling, blue cartoon airplane with a human-like face, resembling Jay Jay the Jet Plane, flying away from a massive explosion with smoke and fire billowing behind it. The text above the image reads: "When you close the fridge door and hear some stuff fall and leave it for the next person."

Hairline

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

My grandad and your hairline go way back.

Ghost

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

Why is a ghost so predictable?

Because you can see right through it.

Corruption

UK · sur WJE · Blague d'initié · il y a 1 an

The hell?

A phone screen displaying a heavily corrupted interface. The main text at the top reads 'BRING ME BACK'. Below are fragments of text, including 'Anonymous', timestamps like 'minutes ago', and 'Comments (2)', all distorted by digital noise and glitching characters. There are icons for a camera and sending a message at the bottom.

Microwave

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

A two-part image showing a Twitter exchange. The top part shows a tweet suggesting a method for scooping hard ice cream, with two photos: a tub of Kemps ice cream and a spoon sitting on the turntable inside a microwave. The bottom part shows a reply tweet with a photo of a microwave emitting smoke and fire, with the text "YOU MOTHER FUCKER".

Necrophiliac

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

What do you call a Greek necrophiliac?

Con Fuckacarcass.

UK · sur WJE · il y a 1 an

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a SILENT ATTACK

Retirement

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A large cardboard display of a Coca-Cola bottle in a store aisle. The bottle has a label that says "Share a Coca-Cola with Original Taste Amir". Text overlaid on the image reads "Bro retired from all the Mars delivers 🙏😭🙏😭".

Hairstyle

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An ordinary image of different types of hairstyles.

Twelve images of different hairstyles, with each hairstyle associated with a zodiac sign: Aries, Taurus, Gemini, Cancer, Leo, Virgo, Libra, Scorpio, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Pisces.

Defeat

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A screenshot of two tweets. The first tweet, posted by The Rock on September 11, 2024, states, "Nobody can defeat me." The second tweet, posted by Paper on September 14, 2024, is a reply to The Rock's tweet.