Wade

Why do you think China should have a baseball team?

They can destroy the entire world with a single bat.

How do you blind an Asian?

Put a windshield in front of them.

Why is the Rubik’s cube record holder always American?

Because Americans are really good at separating colors.

Why didn’t Anne Frank just finish her diary?

Concentration problems.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

They don’t want to be mistaken for a feminist.

How do Americans learn the metric system?

9mm at a time. The problem is sometimes it goes straight through their heads.

Where does a suicide bomber go when he dies?

Everywhere.

We say “Father, I have sinned,” because it would be weird if we said, “Daddy, I have sinned,” right?

“Forgive me, Daddy, for my transgressions!” We say the “Our Father,” not the “Our Daddy.”